I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

The guy who works next to me constantly thinks out loud. PGP.

When you start discussing your favorite actors in the company’s video training series with the other new hires. PGP.

Became a manager for the pay increase. Turns out I’m using the extra money for food to eat my feelings.

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP

The mad dash for someone’s office supplies when they leave the company.

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

A partner just sent out an email selling his Celtics tickets worth more than the year-end bonus I finally received today. PGP.