I put out a literal fire this morning.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Aspiring to be “office hot.” PGP.

Coworkers that DON’T pick up on social cues. PGP.

Having to teach coworkers affect vs. effect. PGP.

Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.

My boss forgot to send my offer letter to HR after I started four weeks ago. I don’t have health insurance and I threw out my back. PGP.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

It’s Friday. Fuck it. PGP.