Related: there’s an ultramarathon distance Spartan Race. Finished my first one, DNF’d my second, getting my life back in order and making big changes for my third attempt!
I remember in Goldeneye 007, James Bond drove a tank through a truck of Perrier with ease. This begs the question, is La Croix tank proof? I feel this is the real metric we should be comparing sparklong water on.
I had to draw out “in-laws aunts grandkids” in a diagram just to wrap my head around how vaguely they’re related to you.
Alternatively, it could be understood as “my sibling’s spouse’s cousin’s kids”, which is still 2 degrees too far away from being worth re-doing seating
The trick is to buy stuff when you’re browning/blacking out. Your goal is to not remember you bought it so when it shows up, it’s a surprise. A surprise present to yourself, from yourself
Zimas coming back. The Cowboys have a good shot to make it to the Super Bowl. We have a womanizing President in the White House. What is this?? 1996 again?
I respect you list, lots of gems, but it would be too intense for me to truely unwind. I’d need a bunch of those lighthearted movies you’d watch with your friends back when it took a concentrated effort to make a dirty 30 of Keystone Light appear in your off campus fridge.
Off the top of my head, I’m going with Eurotrip, Anchorman 1, Superbad, and Hot Fuzz
I’m on board for it happening. Kid Rock, without a doubt, cares more about the Michigan working class and people living in poverty there than that states current senators.
While you’re at it, get on the nitro coffe rollercoaster too. Not only is it ice cold out of a beer tap fixture, it’s has that slightly bubbly texture that promotes it’s high-chuggability properties.
Justify the price as its the same as a beer, but it makes me work better!
Just think of the office coffee as the Natty Light of the workplace: its super cheap or free, you’d much rather be drinking something better, and you are 100% drinking it just for the effects it will have on your brain.
Embrace the office coffee with the same enthusiasm you had for drinking cheap beer back when you shared a bathroom with 50 people.
I made a dumb reddit post from my desk the other day that blew up to over 3,000 and hit a major front page’s #3 spot. I thought I was a king amongst us tech desk jockeys.
My Instagram popular pics page showed me some 18 year old signed to Alabama and he has over 25k followers.
What is the NFL thinking that they need to actually advertise the annually most popular TV event of the last 50 years with some creepy commercial that basically says “Watch the Super Bowl. Get laid.”?
Advertise
Related: there’s an ultramarathon distance Spartan Race. Finished my first one, DNF’d my second, getting my life back in order and making big changes for my third attempt!
Hopefully he has an ice-cold coldbrew!
Large multi-national corporation putting small local “counter” culture spots on blast?
Better get some free-trade 100% gluten free Bolivian organic popcorn ready. The hipster response commercials are gonna be gold!
Middle class fancy af
I remember in Goldeneye 007, James Bond drove a tank through a truck of Perrier with ease. This begs the question, is La Croix tank proof? I feel this is the real metric we should be comparing sparklong water on.
Book deal? Someone at MTV is already salivating at the possibility of making this a reality show now that the words out
I had to draw out “in-laws aunts grandkids” in a diagram just to wrap my head around how vaguely they’re related to you.
Alternatively, it could be understood as “my sibling’s spouse’s cousin’s kids”, which is still 2 degrees too far away from being worth re-doing seating
The trick is to buy stuff when you’re browning/blacking out. Your goal is to not remember you bought it so when it shows up, it’s a surprise. A surprise present to yourself, from yourself
Zimas coming back. The Cowboys have a good shot to make it to the Super Bowl. We have a womanizing President in the White House. What is this?? 1996 again?
Well, that escalated quickly at the end.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I got you, fam. If you drink enough of the cold brew fast enough, your face feels numb yet energized, so you know the crash is going to be cataclysmic
oh yeah, and can’t forget Cool Runnings, provided there’s limited commercial interruption
I respect you list, lots of gems, but it would be too intense for me to truely unwind. I’d need a bunch of those lighthearted movies you’d watch with your friends back when it took a concentrated effort to make a dirty 30 of Keystone Light appear in your off campus fridge.
Off the top of my head, I’m going with Eurotrip, Anchorman 1, Superbad, and Hot Fuzz
I’m on board for it happening. Kid Rock, without a doubt, cares more about the Michigan working class and people living in poverty there than that states current senators.
While you’re at it, get on the nitro coffe rollercoaster too. Not only is it ice cold out of a beer tap fixture, it’s has that slightly bubbly texture that promotes it’s high-chuggability properties.
Justify the price as its the same as a beer, but it makes me work better!
Alternativly titled, “How to Become the Peter Baelish of Your Office”.
Mah man
Just think of the office coffee as the Natty Light of the workplace: its super cheap or free, you’d much rather be drinking something better, and you are 100% drinking it just for the effects it will have on your brain.
Embrace the office coffee with the same enthusiasm you had for drinking cheap beer back when you shared a bathroom with 50 people.
I made a dumb reddit post from my desk the other day that blew up to over 3,000 and hit a major front page’s #3 spot. I thought I was a king amongst us tech desk jockeys.
My Instagram popular pics page showed me some 18 year old signed to Alabama and he has over 25k followers.
This PGP really hits home
Lol wut?
What is the NFL thinking that they need to actually advertise the annually most popular TV event of the last 50 years with some creepy commercial that basically says “Watch the Super Bowl. Get laid.”?