ChetManly

Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.

Member Since 08/06/2013

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

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I’ve been sandbagging my sales this month since I knew I wasn’t going to make my bonus two weeks ago. PGP.

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I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

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“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

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I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP

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Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

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There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

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58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

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Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

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When my alma mater calls me for donations, I tell them to send me more info even though I have no intention of reading it or donating. PGP.

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