ChetManly

Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.

Member Since 08/06/2013

My boss said “welcome home” when I walked in the office this morning. #PGP

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Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP

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Reopened my tab to watch my team lose in overtime

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Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

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I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

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Starbucks taste; break room budget.

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Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page

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2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

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Bring your child to work day. PGP.

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“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

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