ChetManly

Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.

Member Since 08/06/2013

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

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I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

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Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.

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I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

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Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

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I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

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Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

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I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

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Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.

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I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

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