Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.