Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

Taking a casual Friday approach to Thursday mornings #PGP

When I start thinking that I won’t have an original idea, I just remind myself that Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about goddamn cheeseburgers and is now a multimillionaire.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.