Have no fear, boys. Getting married has many perks. I still work a shitty cubicle job making less than a Mcdonald’s drive-thru employee, but I do own a home and a new truck that are being paid for out of my own pocket. Humble brag? Not really. My wife makes more than me and I’m embarrassed to admit that.
Oh they will be sure everyone knows. If you haven’t already, check out Combatant Gentleman (the name sounds a little intense but camo and cargo are not included). Suits for $200, shirts for $35, ties for $16. Seems to be a little better quality and fit than the shit Mens Warehouse and J.O.B’s puts out.
I got LASIK back in October. Easily the best decision I’ve ever made. I was 20/200 Thursday morning and 20/20 on Friday. I had pressure/pain for about 3 hours post-op but after my required nap I was good. If you’re thinking about having it done then just go have a consultation because most offices do them for free. Also, a lot of facilities give previous patients referral discounts and rewards, so if you know someone who has recently had the procedure hit them up for a discount.
I didn’t get a teddy either just some random huzzy rubbing my hand the whole time.
I live .5 miles from work, I don’t know how long the walk is because I always drive.
#5: Everyone knows where I live, so everyone realizes just how lazy I actually am.
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I work in health insurance and I deal with faxes more than I do emails. We ’bout it.
Just wait until after the wedding. The only question you are asked is “So, when are you having kids?”
And an empty coconut water bottle. No one ever knows.
“Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.” Or some motivating shit..
#gromdays
We are even.
I only upvote to even numbers.
Oh, alright.
My morning routine starts with me kicking my trashcan back under my desk when I come in. Every. Fucking. Day.
Mother fucker, I needed this. I’m reading this again on Monday.. then again on Wednesday.
Memorial Day to Labor Day is standard for seersucker. It’s getting warmer, seersucker is breezy, and if it’s a casual wedding I says go for it.
Have no fear, boys. Getting married has many perks. I still work a shitty cubicle job making less than a Mcdonald’s drive-thru employee, but I do own a home and a new truck that are being paid for out of my own pocket. Humble brag? Not really. My wife makes more than me and I’m embarrassed to admit that.
Oh they will be sure everyone knows. If you haven’t already, check out Combatant Gentleman (the name sounds a little intense but camo and cargo are not included). Suits for $200, shirts for $35, ties for $16. Seems to be a little better quality and fit than the shit Mens Warehouse and J.O.B’s puts out.
Just had to look up the numbers and I agree with the statement idmcn2 made.
Having to google what Venmo is.. PGP?
I got LASIK back in October. Easily the best decision I’ve ever made. I was 20/200 Thursday morning and 20/20 on Friday. I had pressure/pain for about 3 hours post-op but after my required nap I was good. If you’re thinking about having it done then just go have a consultation because most offices do them for free. Also, a lot of facilities give previous patients referral discounts and rewards, so if you know someone who has recently had the procedure hit them up for a discount.
I didn’t get a teddy either just some random huzzy rubbing my hand the whole time.
I live .5 miles from work, I don’t know how long the walk is because I always drive.
#5: Everyone knows where I live, so everyone realizes just how lazy I actually am.
This. I felt like I was reading an article about myself.
Grey, navy, navy, grey, denim. Maybe khaki if I really feel like throwing some flavor in my week.
Wait, so you don’t like football?