No one takes me seriously. PGP.

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I just want out. PGP

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

The constant fear of shitting the back of your dress shirt. PGP.

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.