I didn’t start watching until Farmer Chris’ season, I don’t know who this guy is. I was hoping for Ben Z from Kaitlyn’s season. I’d listen to him talk about how much he loves his dog more than his current date just so I can look at him.
NOOOOOOOOO Todd runnnnnn! You will be forced to watch Yale football instead of actual real football teams for the rest of your days.
I have a theory that Girl started going by “Fitz” in college as an ironic nickname that her sorority gave her and that Todd doesn’t even know her real name.
Candy corn is an atrocious excuse for candy and I will never eat it. That said, that means there’s more of it for the people who do like it so you’ll never get in a slapfight over it when you’re rummaging through Halloween leftovers.
And someone who doesn’t like pie or cobbler for dessert – I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life, so they can go.
I like my group’s weekly meeting because it’s actually useful information. I am also on our company’s version of the “party planning committee” and those meetings stretch to an hour when they could be wrapped up in 20 minutes, so I definitely brace myself for those.
Rec leagues helped me out when I was in a similar situation when I first moved to Atlanta. You just hope you land in a group of people who are competitive but still there to have fun and hit up the bar afterwards. Also maybe find an alumni bar to watch games on Saturdays during the fall and you’ll maybe see familiar faces or make new friends with a common sports tie-in.
I can’t believe she didn’t bring her phone in order to Instagram the coffee. Then again, she may be friends with Todd’s mom on social media and doesn’t want to call more attention to her unemployment status by posting a coffee shop ‘gram on a Wednesday.
also – the statements “Wednesdays are for me” and “I’m always putting other people first” made my head explode.
Fuck those stupid assholes. Would they rather watch their puppy die of parvo because it has no immune system yet and no protection against infection? Autism in a dog, good fucking grief.
I’m not ready for Girl to start making points that line up with common sense (i.e. it’s insane for Peter to want to propose after 6 weeks). But then she takes a swipe at Trader Joe’s and then I’m back to being able to hate her again.
Todd’s parents are assholes based on their treatment of the waiter but I relished Girl being nervous and tense the whole time and being caught off guard about the unemployment question. Mama Todd lost me forever though with the giving away of Grandma’s ring to be used on Girl.
I thought Todd does have a sister based on when Girl and he went to visit his family at the holidays. His sister must be the Jan Brady of the Todd family.
Peter has the most normal approach to all of this, but like Crick said – rational thought and fear of committing for life to someone you’ve known for six weeks is a mortal sin in the Bachelor franchise. I like both him and Eric for her though so I wouldn’t be pissed if she picks either of them. Hopefully she’s just horny for Bryan and she’ll be over that after the Fantasy Suite and figure out what a douche he is.
Agree with all except for #4 – if I go home after day drinking, especially after being in the sun, there is a 99% chance I will fall asleep and never make it back out. Gotta power through.
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I didn’t start watching until Farmer Chris’ season, I don’t know who this guy is. I was hoping for Ben Z from Kaitlyn’s season. I’d listen to him talk about how much he loves his dog more than his current date just so I can look at him.
NOOOOOOOOO Todd runnnnnn! You will be forced to watch Yale football instead of actual real football teams for the rest of your days.
I have a theory that Girl started going by “Fitz” in college as an ironic nickname that her sorority gave her and that Todd doesn’t even know her real name.
Candy corn is an atrocious excuse for candy and I will never eat it. That said, that means there’s more of it for the people who do like it so you’ll never get in a slapfight over it when you’re rummaging through Halloween leftovers.
And someone who doesn’t like pie or cobbler for dessert – I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life, so they can go.
I like my group’s weekly meeting because it’s actually useful information. I am also on our company’s version of the “party planning committee” and those meetings stretch to an hour when they could be wrapped up in 20 minutes, so I definitely brace myself for those.
Who’s having these kids?? Katie and Finn?
A bunch of people who don’t eat food (that we’ve ever seen on camera, anyway).
The glasses in look #2 remind me of Rick Moranis in all the “Honey, I Blew Up the Kids” movies. Solid.
I’ve enjoyed reading this series, and congratulations on making it to where you are now. You’re getting there.
Rec leagues helped me out when I was in a similar situation when I first moved to Atlanta. You just hope you land in a group of people who are competitive but still there to have fun and hit up the bar afterwards. Also maybe find an alumni bar to watch games on Saturdays during the fall and you’ll maybe see familiar faces or make new friends with a common sports tie-in.
A+ on this recap. I laughed, I cried some more thinking of my dreamy Peter, and I can’t wait for Paradise.
I can’t believe she didn’t bring her phone in order to Instagram the coffee. Then again, she may be friends with Todd’s mom on social media and doesn’t want to call more attention to her unemployment status by posting a coffee shop ‘gram on a Wednesday.
also – the statements “Wednesdays are for me” and “I’m always putting other people first” made my head explode.
Fuck those stupid assholes. Would they rather watch their puppy die of parvo because it has no immune system yet and no protection against infection? Autism in a dog, good fucking grief.
I couldn’t focus on the next few paragraphs because that irked me so much.
I’m not ready for Girl to start making points that line up with common sense (i.e. it’s insane for Peter to want to propose after 6 weeks). But then she takes a swipe at Trader Joe’s and then I’m back to being able to hate her again.
Todd’s parents are assholes based on their treatment of the waiter but I relished Girl being nervous and tense the whole time and being caught off guard about the unemployment question. Mama Todd lost me forever though with the giving away of Grandma’s ring to be used on Girl.
I thought Todd does have a sister based on when Girl and he went to visit his family at the holidays. His sister must be the Jan Brady of the Todd family.
Peter has the most normal approach to all of this, but like Crick said – rational thought and fear of committing for life to someone you’ve known for six weeks is a mortal sin in the Bachelor franchise. I like both him and Eric for her though so I wouldn’t be pissed if she picks either of them. Hopefully she’s just horny for Bryan and she’ll be over that after the Fantasy Suite and figure out what a douche he is.
1. It’s delicious
2. Girl would never, and I strive to be as little like Girl as possible.
Agree with all except for #4 – if I go home after day drinking, especially after being in the sun, there is a 99% chance I will fall asleep and never make it back out. Gotta power through.
Or tiny cowboy hat. Whatever. Still want to dognap him/her.