“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

Consulting with your physician before attempting a new diet and workout regimen. PGP.

Snuck beer onto a public beach where alcohol is prohibited, just to feel young again. PGP.

Every Friday at noon my boss tells me to “Have a good weekend, kiddo” as he heads out the door. PGP.

I’m so bored, I just went to the bathroom for a change of scenery. PGP.