Was a frat god on campus, only to realize that the lifestyle is frowned upon in the real world after graduating. Drinks sorrows away realizing his job was only attained through alumni connections.
I was liking this until the end. Sorry, but Halloween is meant for watching either classic horror films or hilariously bad horror films. Not wasting my night avoiding children for Hocus Pocus.
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Im still sticking to the original lunchable.
AMEN!
Miller lite still tastes like cat piss.
The bad thing is it only works for one girl. So the ladies man is still screwed.
If your taste has evolved, you would not go back to the cheap stuff. You would realize it taste like crap.
The constant one ups of the sorority beach poses will never get old
Not using Sean Connery for the Bond image ruined this for me.
You got taxed as a part time employee. Why would you think it would be any different with a full time job?
#10 definitely doing this tonight.
If you have them, flaunt them.
I’ll still be like this until I die.
I have this uncanny feeling I’ve seen most of them in movies.
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Random road trips on the whim are no more. They are planned vacations.
#5 picking up the upset singles at the bar
Spot on with the Kentucky Fan. I’m surrounded by them.
You forgot about healthy snack people.
I was liking this until the end. Sorry, but Halloween is meant for watching either classic horror films or hilariously bad horror films. Not wasting my night avoiding children for Hocus Pocus.
So you’re saying there is a chance!!!
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