Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.

The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Happy Monday!! PGP

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

I don’t care about your kids.