Sale on lean cuisines. Boom!

I couldn’t handle Homecoming. PGP.

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t want. PGP

Sometimes I’ll kill the coffee and I won’t make a new pot. Just to feel alive. PGP.

My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.