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My work wife was laid off this morning for “reasons purely financial.” PGP.

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

I’m a morning person. PGP.

Winter weight gain. PGP

Worrying about your job security more than you ever did grades in college. PGP

Recruiting for an entry level white collar job in a very blue collar market. PGP

“Nice to e-meet you!”