I’m 24 years old with a full time job, and I just sat here for 5 minutes reading the inner monologue of a fictional dude searching for mayonaisse, and the worst part is that I LIKED IT.
I’m always torn between not actually wanting to go, and still wanting the feeling of inclusion that goes along with being invited in the first place. Unfortunately if you say no too many times, they’ll stop asking. Which is sad and kinda lonely on those rare occasions where you actually kinda want human interaction.
You’re not a bad person, but you’re a bad fan. If you want to randomly update your allegiance, which sucks anyway, at least go for someone shitty. And don’t use the “2017 shit show” as an excuse to justify the Pack. Rodgers was hurt. Packers fans are either die hard lifelong fans, or shitty bandwagoners. Don’t be the former.
If you don’t have Sky Club or Admiral’s Lounge or some shit, then you’re doing frequent traveller all wrong. Free drinks and a false sense of superiority? Yes please
Awfully critical of the kitchen supplies of the two people whose kitchens you were using, while it seems meanwhile that you have no supplies of your own. Though I do agree with your point.
In Atlanta if you are walking around and looking up at stuff and not paying attention, you wont notice when the sidewalk abruptly ends because the construction scaffolding is blocking it and you’ll walk right into a streey that mighy be one way, but who can really even tell anymore.
Your baseball bashing will not be forgotten. Now everything I read from you, no matter how good, I’m gonna be thinking “yeah but he shit on America’s pastime”
There was a bartender at the one and only bar in the Jackson, MS airport (JAN). She and I got to know each other real well last year. I don’t know whatever happened to her. *sniffle*
I feel like your weight loss journey could be expedited if you didn’t try and find healthier dessert alternatives to ice cream, and instead just gave up ice cream.
Generally if I drink so much (liquor obvs) that I wind up yacking over my railing, I can count on being a few pounds lighter the next day. Point is, excess is the key here
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I’m 24 years old with a full time job, and I just sat here for 5 minutes reading the inner monologue of a fictional dude searching for mayonaisse, and the worst part is that I LIKED IT.
I’m always torn between not actually wanting to go, and still wanting the feeling of inclusion that goes along with being invited in the first place. Unfortunately if you say no too many times, they’ll stop asking. Which is sad and kinda lonely on those rare occasions where you actually kinda want human interaction.
Shit. Where’s that edit button PGP?
You’re not a bad person, but you’re a bad fan. If you want to randomly update your allegiance, which sucks anyway, at least go for someone shitty. And don’t use the “2017 shit show” as an excuse to justify the Pack. Rodgers was hurt. Packers fans are either die hard lifelong fans, or shitty bandwagoners. Don’t be the former.
If you don’t have Sky Club or Admiral’s Lounge or some shit, then you’re doing frequent traveller all wrong. Free drinks and a false sense of superiority? Yes please
Awfully critical of the kitchen supplies of the two people whose kitchens you were using, while it seems meanwhile that you have no supplies of your own. Though I do agree with your point.
In Atlanta if you are walking around and looking up at stuff and not paying attention, you wont notice when the sidewalk abruptly ends because the construction scaffolding is blocking it and you’ll walk right into a streey that mighy be one way, but who can really even tell anymore.
My company requires the sign off “Truly Yours” for clients and I refuse to use it. If that’s ultimately what gets me fired, then so be it.
Lol what’s a date
Your baseball bashing will not be forgotten. Now everything I read from you, no matter how good, I’m gonna be thinking “yeah but he shit on America’s pastime”
Her parents valeting at the restaurant across the street and walking up tells me everything I need to know about her entire upbringing
I had never thought of Ozark as being “diet Breaking Bad,” but now that you planted the seed…..omg
There was a bartender at the one and only bar in the Jackson, MS airport (JAN). She and I got to know each other real well last year. I don’t know whatever happened to her. *sniffle*
Rogue One was awful. Last 20 minutes were good. But that’s a lot of boring ass movie to get through for 20 minutes.
I feel like your weight loss journey could be expedited if you didn’t try and find healthier dessert alternatives to ice cream, and instead just gave up ice cream.
Gonna read this in a second, bit still #teamKaren
Generally if I drink so much (liquor obvs) that I wind up yacking over my railing, I can count on being a few pounds lighter the next day. Point is, excess is the key here
My version 1) I’m only moderately attractive 2) I have a shitty personality 3) I only left my apartment for work and take out
Didn’t read the article but I panicked when my avi was the cover photo
That tunnel vision feeling when your fears are realized and someone just calls you on your shit