Ran out of work do to before lunch. PGP.

The older colleague who has zero power over you but finds cause to walk by and look disapprovingly at your computer screen at least once a day. PGP.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

Really thought I would’ve grown out of shopping the “Clearance” section of the website by now. PGP.

Looking forward to the haircut I’m going to get on Saturday. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Applied for a different position and began dreaming of a new car. Haven’t scheduled an interview yet but already have a budget and spreadsheet filled with specs. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Regifting the $25 giftcard I got from my office for my birthday at the office Dirty Santa party. PGP