I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

I still make out in bars.PGP

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.