Actually falling asleep during sex. PGP

Used an old $20 at the grocery store. The cashier called someone over to look at it because she thought it was fake. PGP.

Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

“Let’s connect on this later this week.” PGP

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

Who is Meek Mill?

Is it football season yet? PGP.