Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

The new intern gets bigger projects and more responsibility than I do. PGP.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP