Power ranking the different departments at your company by their hold music. PGP.

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

Fat, but not happy.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality