I don’t care about your kids.
“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.
My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.
My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP
Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.
I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.
Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.
While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.
Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.
1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP