Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.

Not even getting the interview experience. PGP

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP