Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”