There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP. mathlete
Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP. The EIT
Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP. ImAtTheGrandOleParty
I only check my 401k to remind myself that I actually have assets somewhere in this world. PGP. Marty Kaan Jr.
My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP. AARP Benny
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