Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section is the very definition of finding love in a hopeless place. This guy took to Missed Connections to find a fleeting bro who was toting the most badass weekender bag he’s ever seen. It really is awesome. I’d kill for a bag like this. A man is worth as much as his weekender. That’s what I always say. After the guy with the killer weekender left, our protagonist was left wondering if he’d ever see him and his sweet-ass bag ever again. All hope was lost. So, he went where desperate men go when they have a brush with destiny. Craigslist.
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Now you know why he’s so desperate. Olive green with brown leather straps and trim. That bag looks like it spends its summers in the Hamptons and its winter weekends at the W on South Beach. There’s no doubt some dime piece from the Denver Sheraton’s lobby has tripped over that bag in a hotel room after not seeing it in the dawn’s early light. This is the kind of bag that announces a man’s presence with authority. “I am a man. I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not this bag is, in fact, larger than my scrotum.”
I hope you find your man, Collie..
Thanks to PGP user Tedwontstop for the tip.