It seems that Macaulay Culkin is done with being forgotten and, in true childhood star fashion, taking it upon himself to start a musical career. Instead of following the norm and recording songs about first loves and heartbreak over a…Read More »
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This Mirror Takes Selfies For You
“Self Enhancing Live Feed Image Engine” Sounds fancy, right? False. This is some a-hole’s punny name for the newest, and shiniest, tool to help you keep on top of your narcissistic game. The S.E.L.F.I.E mirror has arrived. I literally have…Read More »
Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Killed It Again With “The History Of Rap” Vol. 5
Justin Timberlake was on The Tonight Show Friday night and they debuted the fifth version of “The History Of Rap.” Behold: Seriously, where do these guys rank as an entertainment duo? We’re approaching serious Sinatra/Dean Martin territory, except funnier and…Read More »
The Batman/Superman Movie Gets An Official Title
And it’s exactly what you’d think it would be. The “Man Of Steel” sequel and veritable ‘biggest movie of all time coming out in the next two years’ was officially announced by Warner Bros. today to be titled “Batman V…Read More »
Now In NYC: Cupcake ATMs
Thank you, based god. The day has finally come: Sprinkles Cupcakes is opening a cupcake ATM in New York City. There are myriad pieces of this news article that literally raise my heart rate, namely the possibility of “golden tickets”…Read More »
Patrick Kane Showed Up At A Random Beer League Hockey Game And Absolutely Dominated
Fresh off signing a massive, $84 million dollar deal with the Chicago Blackhawks, Patrick Kane decided he wanted to celebrate with some good old beer league hockey. Kane showed up at a random Buffalo, NY rink and dropped in on…Read More »
Olive Garden Is Offering Unlimited Pasta For Seven Weeks For $100
It’s a rough time for restaurant chains, especially when it comes to sit-down chains like TGI Fridays, Applebees and Olive Garden. They just can’t keep up with major fast-casual chains like Chipotle and Panera, which combine value with a semblance…Read More »
Shaq Has An Awesome LinkedIn Profile, Occupation Is “CEO Of A Lot Of Companies”
Shaq can ball, as proven by his four NBA championship titles. Shaq can crack clever jokes, as proven by his always entertaining analysis on Inside The NBA. Shaq can also dance really well, as proven in his All-Star game exploits…Read More »
Ranking The Top 10 Beer States In America
Ahh, beer, our national pastime. Thanks to the rise in microbreweries and craft breweries across every state in our great nation, it’s a truly great time to be a beer drinker. They’re popping up like pimples on a 15-year-old’s face…Read More »
PayPal Exec Got Hammered On Bourbon Street, Started Shit Talking His Employees On Twitter, Got Fired
My mom always taught me that if didn’t have anything nice to say, I should just tweet it out for everyone to read. She also told me to stop eating glue all the time, but I’m a rebel. Anyway, it’s…Read More »
