If you’re desperately looking for an excuse to stay home tonight and drink wine pantless on the couch while watching Netflix alone, I’ve got you. A 25-year old French woman named Mina El Houari, who had been “chatting online” via…Read More »
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His Wife Didn’t Want To Take Pictures While She Was Pregnant, So He Took One For The Team
Guts. Glory. (Sonog)Ram. Maternity pictures are to births as engagement photos are to marriage in that they are both completely useless and liter our Facebook feeds. So when your presumably hot young, very pregnant wife opts out of maternity photos…Read More »
Want To Get Fired? Wear This
So many bad fashion choices revolve around shorts. For men, the dubious cargos of the 90’s and early 00’s, as well as jorts in general, still linger in the dregs of society. For women, the grandma look is in vogue…Read More »
Depraved CEO Makes 1,284-Slide PowerPoint Just Because It’s His Birthday
Ryan Allis: CEO, entrepreneur, former co-chairperson of Technology for Obama, social media start-upper, one-year Harvard Business School attendee, and recently, 30-year-old asshole. We grew up in the age of technology and because of that, we have sat through our fair shares…Read More »
NFL Sunday Ticket FINALLY Made Available To Non-DirecTV Subscribers
Your Sunday productivity is about to take an even bigger hit. DirecTV is finally allowing non-subscribers to purchase the NFL Sunday Ticket package. For $199.99, you can get every single NFL regular season game streamed on your phone, computer or…Read More »
Delaware Governor Tweets Picture Of Hot Chick In Bondage Gear, Or Did He?
I think it’s about time we got every politician off of Twitter, and social media in general. First we had Anthony Weiner, that pornstar that tweeted a picture of a Congressional Aide’s dong , even Amazon’s “Alpha House” got in on…Read More »
Those Pre-Moistened Butt Wipes Are Ruining Your Ass
Folks, I write to you today with a heavy heart, and a backdoor that burns like hellfire. According to Doctors at Ohio State University, popular pre-moistened toiletry wipes are causing an increased number of allergic reactions in Americans, thanks to…Read More »
Someone At A San Francisco Radio Station Is Upset About An Employee Downloading Massive Amounts Of “Porno”
KNBR, a San Francisco sports radio station, is having a problem straight out of the mid-2000s. Someone is downloading pornography onto an older computer in the station. 25 videos to be exact. Quite a hefty number. First off, it’s hilarious…Read More »
Throwback Thursday: Jay Mohr’s Epic Chris Farley Stories
Best. Ever. Jay Mohr loves telling stories about the late Chris Farley and their old SNL days. These are insane.