Gotta love teenagers. 19-year-old Nathaniel Gray from Salem, Oregon wanted to throw himself an epic rager for his 19th birthday, so he let everyone know about it on Twitter. His Twitter handle is “@beerisrad.” You can probably guess where this…Read More »
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Sex Toy Piracy Is Sadly More Dangerous Than Awesome
Ever since I saw “Catch Me If You Can,” I always had a soft place in my heart for counterfeiters. I mean, two mice fell in a bucket of cream! So, you can imagine that once I heard that the…Read More »
“Flappy Bird” Creator Dong Nguyen Is Back To Ruin Your Life With A New Game
Remember “Flappy Bird”? It seems like so long ago now that everyone on earth was obsessed with that insanely-difficult game with backgrounds that looked like a Super Mario World rip-off, which caused people all over the world to break their…Read More »
Macaulay Culkin’s Shitty Pizza Band Gets Booed Off Stage, Pelted With Beer Cans
It seems that Macaulay Culkin is done with being forgotten and, in true childhood star fashion, taking it upon himself to start a musical career. Instead of following the norm and recording songs about first loves and heartbreak over a…Read More »
This Mirror Takes Selfies For You
“Self Enhancing Live Feed Image Engine” Sounds fancy, right? False. This is some a-hole’s punny name for the newest, and shiniest, tool to help you keep on top of your narcissistic game. The S.E.L.F.I.E mirror has arrived. I literally have…Read More »
Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Killed It Again With “The History Of Rap” Vol. 5
Justin Timberlake was on The Tonight Show Friday night and they debuted the fifth version of “The History Of Rap.” Behold: Seriously, where do these guys rank as an entertainment duo? We’re approaching serious Sinatra/Dean Martin territory, except funnier and…Read More »
The Batman/Superman Movie Gets An Official Title
And it’s exactly what you’d think it would be. The “Man Of Steel” sequel and veritable ‘biggest movie of all time coming out in the next two years’ was officially announced by Warner Bros. today to be titled “Batman V…Read More »
Now In NYC: Cupcake ATMs
Thank you, based god. The day has finally come: Sprinkles Cupcakes is opening a cupcake ATM in New York City. There are myriad pieces of this news article that literally raise my heart rate, namely the possibility of “golden tickets”…Read More »
Patrick Kane Showed Up At A Random Beer League Hockey Game And Absolutely Dominated
Fresh off signing a massive, $84 million dollar deal with the Chicago Blackhawks, Patrick Kane decided he wanted to celebrate with some good old beer league hockey. Kane showed up at a random Buffalo, NY rink and dropped in on…Read More »
Olive Garden Is Offering Unlimited Pasta For Seven Weeks For $100
It’s a rough time for restaurant chains, especially when it comes to sit-down chains like TGI Fridays, Applebees and Olive Garden. They just can’t keep up with major fast-casual chains like Chipotle and Panera, which combine value with a semblance…Read More »
