I had to teach my 43 year-old boss today how to properly tie a tie.
The guy who sits 10 feet from me only asks me questions via email. PGP.
Yesterday was a holiday? PGP.
“What’d you think of Bernie and Clinton last night?”
That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.
One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP
“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM
Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.
First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP
Having more notification on my Dunkin Donuts app than on my Facebook
“Oh hey, I’m going to need you to go to (insert place with worst client) tomorrow”. PGP
I couldn’t handle Homecoming. PGP.