I’ve deleted and re-downloaded Flappy Bird more times than my high score. PGP.
Early on the conference call. PGP.
Getting asked, “What exactly do we pay you for?” by your boss. PGP.
Attempting to give up social media for Lent. PGP.
My ears hairs are noticeable.
Going full Rust Cohle trying to track down whoever stole my snack from the office fridge
The words “Budgets” and “Revenue” now sound like fingernails on a chalkboard PGP.
Tempted to flush the toilet in the middle of a company-wide conference call. PGP.
“Who do you have winning the tourney?”
My boss’s idea of an April Fools’ joke is having a fire drill when it’s 30 degrees outside. PGP.
Considering putting a “13.1” bumper sticker on your car just so people think you do more than eat pizza. PGP.
Only needing to reserve the conference room for Skype interviews with other companies. PGP.