Used a vacation day today. Spent it looking for jobs. PGP.
“Hey, see the moon last night?”
Took 3 vacation days to work a second job.
#NationalDrinkBeerDay being on a Monday. PGP.
I’ve already been at work for an hour, and the most productive thing I’ve done was Instagram my breakfast..
My buddy’s wedding this Saturday begins at my college teams kickoff. PGP
Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP
Going to my first SEC football tailgate with a colleague from work. Already calling in for work next Monday.
You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP
Fist bumping 50 year old coworkers. PGP
Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP
Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.