Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.
Who is Meek Mill?
Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.
Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.
Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet
At this point I’m literally just pissing coffee. PGP.
5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them
Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.
Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.
Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.
Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.
Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.