Paper cuts ruining your day. PGP.
My boss and I are wearing the same exact pair of shoes today. PGP.
Natural lighting irritates my eyes. PGP.
The comfort of knowing if you need it, your boss has plenty of advice on hip replacements. PGP.
Your neighbor already going into extreme detail about which Christmas lights he’s putting up. PGP.
Looking forward to the start of your bowling league. PGP.
Having the worst story in the post-vacation “What did you do for Christmas?” story exchange. PGP.
Getting into the car after a long day and blaring “Hold On, We’re Going Home.” PGP.
“Oh, that was your lunch? Whoops, I must have gotten it confused with my (invisible) lunch. Sorry.” PGP.
Always wearing your telephone headset to deter people from talking to you because they think you’re on the phone. PGP.
The sad realization that half your coworkers have offices bigger than the bedroom in your crappy, overpriced apartment. PGP.
The judgmental looks of spite you get when you drop off an expense report at Accounts Payable. PGP.