Doing things in moderation. PGP.

My mom still leaves me voicemails where she states the time and date. PGP.

It’s all fun and games until someone complains to HR. PGP.

“I’ll look at it on Monday.” PGP.

No pledges to clean up your apartment. PGP.

“Did you try clearing your cookies?” PGP.

5 Beer Hangover. PGP.

The fear of Friday morning keeping you from enjoying Thursday night. PGP.

When you have to leave happy hour in a taxi cab. PGP.

“Do you have my card?” PGP.

Only using the restrooms on other floors. PGP.

The FreeConferenceCall.com hold music is stuck in my head. PGP.