Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.

Didn’t get carded last night. PGP.

My boss doesn’t know my name. PGP.

Rewarding yourself for 20 minutes of hard work with a 20 minute social media break. PGP.

Clearing your browser history before IT logs in to remote-install “routine updates.” PGP.

Realizing your back pain is due to the fact that your office chair has no lumbar support. PGP.

Double fisting phones. PGP.

The paradox of having a hot HR lady. PGP.

Overcrowded Groupon yoga classes. PGP.

Fantasizing about winning the lottery. PGP.

Practically sprinting to lunch right at 11:00am. PGP.

Picking up smoking for the cigarette breaks. PGP.