Using a sick day to hit the bar and watch The Masters. PGP.
To your point, I want to point out that the point of this meeting is to point out things are to your point. PGP.
I keep so much medicine at my desk for different ailments that coworkers call me “The Pharmacist.” PGP.
Responding with “Let’s not play pass the blame here, okay?” when someone asks you a simple question in a conference call. PGP.
When getting the A/C in your car fixed destroys you financially. PGP.
Stared down a manager for the remaining half of a Panera bagel. PGP.
This is your captain speaking. It’s looking bad. Engine’s blown. She’s…*looks at co-pilot* going down. *whole plane in unison* I’M YELLIN’ TIMBER! PGP.
1: “Can I say I worked through lunch so I can expense my lunch? Because I haven’t actually walked away from my desk.” 2: “No.” PGP.
Pop Tarts and coffee for breakfast. May not be a nutritional balance, but it’s definitely a maturity one. PGP.
My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.
GChat adding the drawing tool being the highlight of my month. PGP.
The only hanging out I do anymore is via Google. PGP.