Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

“That trip sounds fun, but I don’t have enough points for a free flight.” PGP.

The half-assed attempt to reach for the check. PGP.

Getting more invitations to connect on LinkedIn than friend requests on Facebook. PGP.

Eating lunch by yourself in public. PGP.

Pei-Wei commercials on Spotify before lunch. PGP.

Only catching the first half of the game. PGP.

Being by far the most athletic person on the company softball team. PGP.

Your alarm going off during morning sex. PGP.

Leaving your earbuds at home. PGP.

Eating Subway for the fifth time this week. PGP.

Freezing up when your boss goes for the high five. PGP.