Being slow on the draw to minimize web pages. PGP.

Keeping a bottle of Pedialyte stashed in your desk drawer. PGP.

If you know your party’s extension, please dial it now. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.

Actually drinking eight glasses of water per day, so you can spend more time in the restroom. PGP.

Sweating through your work shirt. PGP.

I stayed late and nobody noticed. PGP.

After careful review, we have decided to move forward with an individual who more closely matches the skills and qualifications required for this role. PGP.

Knowing how productive your friends are at work based on what level of Candy Crush they are on. PGP.

Realizing you’re a good ten years older than every budding professional athlete. PGP.

I’m too old to be on the Real World. PGP.

I have friends that are divorced. PGP.