The post-lunch bathroom traffic jam. PGP.

Actually knowing your way around the grocery store. PGP.

Going to bed when it’s still light out. PGP.

Your coworkers just now doing a Harlem Shake video. PGP.

Went to Home Depot on Sunday just to “look around.” PGP.

“We have great work-life balance.” PGP.

“We split the bill, but his entree was more expensive than mine.” PGP.

“Yeah, I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.” PGP.

Maybe we should carpool. PGP.

Do I really need to tip if I’m getting carry out? PGP.

Phone goes off more for work emails than texts from friends. PGP.

The word “lumbar” is now a part of your vocabulary. PGP.