Replying all to ask people not to reply all. Oh, the irony. PGP.

My work wife was laid off this morning for “reasons purely financial.” PGP.

Calling in sick for Monday during brunch on Sunday. PGP.

Getting my cubicle downgraded to a trading desk layout. PGP.

Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.

Taking an early lunch despite the fact I’m not even hungry. PGP.

Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Black cartridge is low. Black cartridge very low. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.