Leaving your phone on silent so you don’t feel pathetic checking it frequently for text messages. PGP.

“Didn’t you get the memo?” PGP.

Just mouthing the words as people are singing happy birthday to an annoying coworker. PGP.

Going to the mall food court for lunch. PGP.

Having a catalogue of excuses for why you were late. PGP.

That sad feeling you get when you finally accept that you have to move on to the next notch in your belt. PGP.

Consistently forgetting what day of the week it is because they all just blend together. PGP.

Googling “how to make money from an invention.” PGP.

“Happy Friday!” PGP.

Your doctor telling you to start watching your cholesterol. PGP.

Becoming a master Hamburger Helper chef. PGP.

Being asked to turn down your music, and happily obliging. PGP.