Goodbye Thursday, Sunday and Monday bedtime. Thanks football. PGP.

Using pre-workout in office because coffee just doesn’t cut it anymore. PGP.

Getting a hot tub purely for therapeutic reasons. PGP.

Legitimately fearing carpal tunnel. PGP.

Eating healthy and exercising to lose weight and then not being able to afford new clothes. PGP.

Using proper grammar and punctuation in Gchat messages and texts out of habit from writing emails all day. PGP.

That look the receptionist gives you letting you know she knows your morning bathroom routine. PGP.

“Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?” PGP.

I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke. PGP.

I’ve become soul-crushingly good at cooking for one. PGP.

Meeting a chick in a bar, and shaking her hand purely out of habit. PGP.

Listening to the game on the radio. PGP.