Boss decided to include a quiz after each meeting just to make sure we all paid attention. PGP.

Forgetting to set your fantasy football lineup. PGP.

Drinking wine while watching the game. PGP.

Having a six pack in the fridge that you slowly finish off throughout the work week. PGP.

There’s always that one pen that got away. PGP.

Billing the time you spent setting your fantasy football lineup to the client you hate. PGP.

The constant too hot/too cold indoor temperature battle that has no middle ground. PGP.

Seeing “Class of 2017” t-shirts. PGP.

I moved into the city to be closer to the bars, and now I have no money to go to the bars. PGP.

Abruptly ending a conversation with a coworker with “Well, I’ll see you out there” and then just walking away. PGP.

The immediate wave of panic that rushes over you whenever someone from IT has to fix something on your computer. PGP.

Cooking for one, drinking for two. PGP.