Having nothing to add to the office conversation about potty training techniques. PGP.

The overpowering smell of Febreeze selling you out after every trip to the bathroom. PGP.

Top of the head sunburn. PGP.

Roughhousing with your nephews and feeling like you did CrossFit the next day. PGP.

Not going out Saturday, because you need to hit Bed Bath & Beyond, and maybe Home Depot. You just don’t know if you’ll have enough time. PGP.

Referring to collegiate athletes as “kids.” PGP.

7:00am is the new 10:00am. PGP.

A rough weekend in fantasy football causing clinical level depression. PGP.

Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

Not being caught up on Breaking Bad. PGP.

Checking your apartment mailbox only to find mail for people who lived there before you. PGP.

Noticing the growth of back hair. PGP.