The lonely feeling you get when your car mistakes your briefcase for an unbuckled passenger. PGP.

Being embarrassed to introduce your new work “buddies” to friends from college. PGP.

Having to untuck your shirt because you forgot your belt. PGP.

That one coworker that CCs your boss on every email exchange. PGP.

I just realized that I would be making more money if I was paid hourly rather than salary. PGP.

Spent all my Chipotle money on Candy Crush. PGP.

Taking as much time as possible to write a simple email. PGP.

Clinging to small victories to get you through the day. PGP.

“Last night, I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over my sink like a rat.” -Andy Bernard PGP.

When your boss sends you preposterous fantasy football trades and you feel obligated to accept. PGP.

“Ctrl + W” has saved me from being fired so many times. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.