Actually getting into great shape and still having crippling social anxiety. PGP.

Getting really, really pathetically excited about going to the grocery store. PGP.

Saying absolutely nothing in the majority of your conference calls and meetings. PGP.

“So what would you say you actually do here?” PGP.

Cliche Powerpoint clip art. PGP.

Receiving a cost of living raise. PGP.

Getting 500 LinkedIn connections before getting 500 Twitter followers. PGP.

Could have sworn the tag said stain resistant. PGP.

That feeling of exhaustion you get when walking out of your air conditioned office into the heat. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

The two and a half hour meeting about time efficiency. PGP.

“So, when are you two love birds going to have kids?” PGP.