No stains? Yep, these pants are good for another day. PGP.

Automatically laughing at the boss’s jokes for so long that your brain can no longer tell if what he’s saying is actually funny. PGP.

Eating lunch by yourself at your desk on your birthday. PGP.

The crazy people on the train are way more excited to be awake at 6am than I am. PGP.

I let red wines breathe. PGP.

Waiting until the last second to complete a task so your boss doesn’t make you do any extra work. PGP.

Your office holding an organized weight loss competition. PGP.

I just started working a little over a year ago, and I’m more than ready to retire. PGP.

Knowing the printer is out of paper and refusing to print to anything until someone else fills it up. PGP.

Live by Ctrl+W, die by Ctrl+W. PGP.

When seeing friends that are still in college bitch about going to class on social media makes you want to throw a chair through a window. PGP.

Tech support not supporting you at all. PGP.