“Are you busy?” PGP.

Didn’t get my 8 hours in last night. PGP.

Actually calling in to a talk radio show to voice your political opinion. PGP.

When Sunday Funday turns into F*** Me Monday. PGP.

I just figured out that every one of my birthdays until I turn 30 is on a weekday. PGP.

“He’s actually out of the office today. I’m covering for him. Is there something that I can help you with?” PGP.

I love phone interviews. I can just sit naked and eating cereal while talking about how I am a responsible adult. PGP.

Maybe I would have better people skills if I worked with better people. PGP.

When you run out of unproductive things to do at work and are forced to do actual work. PGP.

The hottest woman in your office being 40 with kids. PGP.

Having Mexican for lunch, with margaritas, leading to an afternoon full of unproductive internet browsing. PGP.

Accidentally “liking” a coworker’s Facebook post during work hours. PGP.